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三哥推出牛粪“芯片”,称可减少手机辐射
发布时间:2020-10-31 14:21:49   浏览:
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近日,新德里:Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog (RKA)主席Vallabhbhai Kathiria公布了一种由牛粪制成的“芯片”,声称这种芯片可以减少手机辐射,并且可以预防疾病。这新闻一出来,阿三不淡定了,看看他们的评论:
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Noname
jokers.
小丑
 
Verghese Chakappan
It can also a cure to COVID 19. Euraka!!!
牛粪还可以治疗新冠肺炎呢!
 
aaaa bbbb
stick it then
那就抹牛粪吧
 
Anonymous Delhite
Govt should invent Mobile cases made out of cow dung and distribute it through PDS to all. Jai Ho.
印度政府应该发明由牛粪制成的手机壳,并通过PDS系统分发给所有人。印度必胜!
 
Chanakya
What a scientific government Modi leads. Next we will have aeroplanes with a reverse gear as we had 10,000 years ago.
莫迪领导的印度政府多么懂科学啊!
接下来,我们将会推出有倒档的飞机,就是一万年前印度就有的那种飞机。
 
Anonymous Delhite
Reverse gear is possible you know. all you need to do is turn the turbines in reverse direction and adjust flaps.
飞机倒档也是可以做的,所需要做的就是将涡轮反向转动,调整襟翼。
 
Anwar Ali
Under Modi, India will surely become a Vishwaguru in Cow dung and Gaumutra......I bet for next 10 years to Modi so that we do not need any external enemy to destroy India.......
在莫迪的领导下,印度肯定会崛起为一个牛粪和牛尿大国,我打赌未来10年如果莫迪还在位,足以毁掉印度这个国家,不需要任何外部敌人动手
 
immanuel vk
Tie up with ambani for production of the chips
与安巴尼合作生产芯片吧
 
Murlidhar Rao
did they test any other dung? like buffalo or goat or sheep?? radiation tests should be done on those too.
他们测试过其他粪便吗?
像水牛粪、山羊粪或绵羊粪?
这些也应该做下辐射测试。
 
Konfucius Ken
A neutral radiology test to be carried out in public transparently to validate these claims.
在公开、透明的情况下进行中性放射学测试,来验证这些主张。
 
Gausatva Bun
Are you serious ? Dont question the merit any Indian product made in India.
你是认真的吗?不要质疑印度本土产品的品质。
 
WhyYouNeedIt
yep, instead of blindly NO. Nothing wrong in testing it further.
是的,不要盲目否定,进一步测试没有错。
 
Abhi
Sadly all kind of nonsense have got national status!
可悲的是,印度官方都开始胡说八道了!
 
Anilk Khan
Please make a major presentation at the next Indian Science Congress. Just in case the "Ancient Indian Head Transplant" has not yet make us famous as another superstitious backward country led by idiots.
请在下一届印度科学大会上隆重介绍这款芯片。
毕竟“古印度人的头颅移植手术”还没有让我们这个由笨蛋领导的国家出够风头。
 
Anwar Ali
Why dont bhakts come forward and contribute to Cow dung....
为什么人民党的支持们不带头献出牛粪……
 
Anonymous Delhite
Today is not April 1st.
今天不是4月1号愚人节
 
fernsanna05 Fernandes
Joke of the day
笑话
 
Hammer
I am speechless.
我无语了
 
Gausatva Bun
What do armchair experts say now ? They do not appreciate whatever Hindustan achieves
那些不切实际的的专家怎么说?
他们不欣赏印度斯坦取得的成就

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